Jardonn's Erotic Tales - Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories
 
 
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Five-fingered Bedtime Stories
 
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My life with Margaret, Patricia, and all their friends
 
 
 
AFTER THE BANQUET
(June 2006)
It's Margaret and Dr. Pat's 10-year anniversary, and Jasper is invited to meet new prospects.
 
The Three Count (25:22) - An unfair wrestling match -- four women versus one man -- guess who the man is.
The Life of a King (18:33) - Bennie gets her first encounter with a real-live penis, and then she joins the other three in showing Jasper their appreciation.
 
 
LIQUID DELIGHTS
(July 2006)
The girls introduce Jasper to a well-to-do couple who like to play in their swimming pool.
 
Smell of a Man (21:18) - Every body sweats sooner or later. Includes ad for Pink Flamingo.com
Touch and Taste of a Man (20:19) - Swimming beneath the moonlight brings out the animal in all of us.
 
 
SPINAL THERAPY
(March 2006)
The First-ever Broadcast!

Jasper moves into a duplex hoping to get some peace and quiet, but the two ladies living next door have other plans for him.

Margaret's Workout Room (18:12) - At least one of Jasper's neighbors likes to swing both ways.
Jasper Humbled (15:52) - Margaret rides Jasper's baloney pony to nurse his injured back.
The Home Office (21:45) - Sandwich therapy -- Margaret is the meat, Jasper and Patricia are the bread.
Dr. Pat's Evil Machine (20:06) - Margaret takes control of the action to give Jasper his well-deserved reward. Episode closes with a Jasper song.

 

FROM TRUST TO SURRENDER
(August 2006)
Consolidating three lives, as Jasper further details his deepening relationship with Margaret and Patricia.
 
Vanilla (29:26) - Women appreciate a man doing man things. Episode closes with an original Jasper song.
Blind Devotion (26:59) - The partnership congeals with the help of floggers and ropes.
 
 
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT
(September 2006)
 
One Part (24:40) - Jasper helps a lonely woman break out.
 
 
PAINTING WITH LIPS & TONGUE
(October 2006)
 
One Part (19:20) - She loves to suck dick, if only she knew how. Dedicated to my pal, Gary: I'll miss you, my friend. It's cocktail hour. Say hello to Jack for me.
 
 
ROTTEN
(October 2006)
 
One Part (20:22) - Jasper and the girls have their first major confrontation... or... how to go from hero to heel and what to do about it.
 
 
SECRET FAMILY
(November 2006)
 
One Part (14:12) - Margaret plans to tell her family over the holidays that Patricia is her life partner, but Jasper thinks it unwise.
 
 
THE $250 LOIN CLOTH
(January 2007)
 
One Part (19:21) - Patricia and Margaret nearly split over a religious misunderstanding.
 
 
THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH
(February 2007)
Fixing a roof can be a pain in the ass. Thank god for sex breaks.
 
Sliding (20:43) - A freak accident turns Jasper into a freakish, helpless baby.
What a Dick (21:47) - The Neighborhood Homes ASSociation does not care for our new shingles.
Pussy Good, Pussy Bad (15:04) - How to get rid of a man who's a fat tub of guts with a sweaty, stinky ass.
 
 
COOKED
(April 2007)
Bennie returns to traumatize Jasper.
 
The Breakdown (18:40) - Jasper argues with an idiot before realizing he's the idiot for arguing with an idiot.
The Breakup (21:31) - Bennie puts on a good show.
 
 
IT WON'T FLUSH
(May 2007)
Jasper and a pal do some plumbing.
 
Butch (15:03) - Margaret and Patricia's new toilet is a disappointment.
You're Going Nowhere (19:17) - Butch is paid handsomely for his installation.
 
 
FROM JASPER TO JERRY
(May 2007)
 
One Part (07:14) - A quick audio eulogy for the dearly departed
 
 
WINE OR WHINE?
(August 2007)
 
One Part (12:09) - Jasper's story is interrupted by a misguided homosexual.
 
 
NYMPHO NINA
(reworked March 2008)
Before Margaret and Patricia came along, Jasper tried to thaw the most frigid woman at his workplace.
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Show Me Your City (12:40) - Jasper takes on Big Cal for pecking order at the loading docks, then asks Nina for a date.
Take Her, Somebody, Please (14:24) - Nina's hungry for a man and her tongue will not be satisfied.
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BRUSH STROKES
(May 2008)
Back in the days when fur was sparse, Jasper's lean and mean became the subject of classical discussion.
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Painting with Chocolate (17:10) - Jasper poses in loin cloth so lady artist can paint his likeness into Athens.
The Basement Torture (14:04) - Next, she hangs him from her cross, and then rewards him upon her mattress for all his hard efforts.
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STORY TIME
(Ongoing)
Scripted adaptations of Jardonn and Jasper books
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Bind, dominate,
milk and deny.
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Jasper and
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The Crux of It
Erotic Tales of Men on the Cross and the Women Who Put Them There
(Jasper's latest)
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THE ANNIE DOLL MANHANDLING
(May 2006)
 
One Part (21:15) - A doctor invites Jasper to help him examine the doctor's wife. Much probing and double-impalement ensues.
 
 
INSPIRATIONAL STIMULATION
(July 2006)
 
One Part (18:51) - Jasper joins a man of the cloth, and together they cleanse his wife of her evil ways.
 
 
SHE LIKES HAIR
(October 2006)
 
One Part (18:11) - Jasper makes friends with a man whose sex-starved wife loves fur balls.
 
 
LOVE TO A FAULT
(April 2007)
 
Denying Darlene (24:50) - Fred shows Jasper how to exploit his wife's insatiable appetite for both of them.
Dessert (19:36) - We lick her; she eats us.
 
 
LESSONS IN LUST
(September 2007)
 
Lesson One (18:19) - Jasper receives his first professional blow job... courtesy of a talented and thoughtful man.
Lesson Two (28:29) - One bed, one female, one classroom with professor Navy John showing Jasper the ropes: Jasper's first professional screw. 
 
 
DOING IT THE NAVY JOHN WAY
(October 2007)
 
One Part (22:16) - Navy John and Jasper rescue a woman from her abusive boyfriend... and she thanks them most sincerely.
 
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AIR TIGHT
(Nov-Dec 2007)
Watch (21:30) - Ginny and Jasper fornicate, while her husband, Farmer John, watches helplessly from his bench of torture.
Research (16:24) - Question: Can a man achieve orgasm with zero stimulation applied to his cock? Ginny and Jasper experiment on John, still on his torture bench.
Medicine (10:38) - The John and Ginny Crosby Theater of Pain
Relive (19:12) - Ginny and John re-enact for Jasper their first-ever screw.
Sandwich (18:42) - John and Jasper simultaneously fill Ginny's front hole and behind hole.
Wishbone (27:39) - John cheats; John pays with inverted, suspended stretching exercises. And no, neither Jasper nor Ginny counted his reps. They were too busy tormenting him.
Crux (22:55) - With minor adjustments, John is inverted and put into a crucifixion pose.
Appreciation (29:36) - You like me. You really like me!
 
 
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Audio Excerpts - The complete list of scripted audio recordings taken from Jardonn and Jasper books.
 
 
Jardonn Rewrites - What might happen to certain scenes from television programs and films if Jardonn wrote the script.
 
 
Jack's Insertions - A bloggish telling of nephew Jack's relationship with Frank and Laura Johnson
 
 
 
 
 
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Slaves of the
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by
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Two men face a
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Maid to Order
by
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Maledom
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The Interrogator
by
Chris Bellows
Femdom
Wrongly incarcerated
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Fit for Abuse
by
Rose Thornwell
Femdom
Two women try to
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Sasha's Portrait
by
B J Wane
Maledom
An erotica artist
wants to use this
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When I was younger, Uncle Jasper would come to visit my parents from time to time, and when he did he'd always tuck me in at night, then tell me a story. Uncle Jasper's stories always made me do things under the sheets. I don't know if he knew what I was doing, but now that I have a web site, I'd like to share my Uncle Jasper with you. After my cousin Jack and I bribed him with a case of bourbon, Uncle J. agreed to tell his tales for as long as the supply lasted. Don't worry, we are monitoring his intake and secretly hiding several bottles. We plan to keep him here until either he's finished talking or he croaks, whichever comes first. Jardonn
 
 
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