A new audio series begins Nov. 15, 2009
Where I read verbatim from books and
somehow try to make it interesting.
First up, Jardonn's The Tortured Secutor
Click the picture above, declare you're of age and
scroll to find banner and audio links.
Part Twelve posted on 2-10-10... the end.
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posted here at Jardonn's 12-23-09... the end.
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ELISA HAS A PROBLEM
Open new window and read about it
HERE
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Words full of smut and free of guilt... sizzling reads... all genres
A brand-new site well worth a visit
Yes, we do have ebooks there. Are you not shocked and amazed?
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An Erotic Tale of Grappling Homos
Jardonn's E-book of gay smut, as four naked men choose wrestling as reason to slick up with baby oil and fornicate. Excerpt and book exclusively at 1Erotica E-books.com. Click the book cover for more.
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Jasper's version has a bit more story and involves two married couples going at it. Baby oil: yes, and in this case it's three ganging up on one hapless man, but oh, what a man!
Excerpt and book exclusively at 1Erotica E-books.com. Click the book cover for more.
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Three stories of ghosts, Jardonn's is titled Green River.
Has to do with a WPA camp in the 1930's, and a horny spirit
living under a Route 66 river bridge in the Ozark Mountains.
Available now in Paperback and E-book formats here:
Read Jardonn's excerpts and see Jfay's Green River candle
HERE
In conjunction with the release of Past Shadows,
the final two weeks of Sept. I featured music
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* denotes you must declare you're of legal age to access adult content
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Jardonn/Jasper Books
Covers, summaries, where to purchase |
Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories *
Free-to-listen MP3's, includes Swinging with Marrieds
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Talk Now, Man
Quotes from our books |
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Jardonn's BDMD *
Bind, dominate, milk, deny... Free-to-read text tales |
William Maltese
His books, bio, a free-to-read first chapter from his book of Nazi mayhem
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Audio Excerpts *
Scripted and recorded snippets from our books |
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Jack's Insertions *
A bloggish telling of his relationship with Frank and Laura Johnson. Scroll to bottom of page for link.
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Jasper's Voice Promos*
Selling the voices here -- for use in advertising, promotion of your books, reading your texts for audio books or audio book excerpts, etc. |
Jasper's Corn Pone
His in-house, thrice-per-week postings of old-timey music and useless advice
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Frothing Authors*
It's a Google blog with Jardonn, Jasper and some of my author friends. |
Jasper Stuff
Some useful items you can purchase if you're feeling generous.
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Jasper McCutcheon's Radio Theater of the Erotically Absurd
It was at 12:30 am Central on Thursday mornings, but I decided to offer my free audio content exclusively at Jardonn's. What I did at BlogTalk is archived, plus there's a player here* on the Jasper page. |
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In the Vangar/Globalfight Video Galleries - HOT!
Publisher with a stellar list of authors
Like free stories? Check out the 1Romance free e-book section.
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Jasper made a slideshow for one of his songs
and put it on YouTube
HERE
Jasper made another slideshow for one of Jardonn's books,
added his own music and put it on YouTube
HERE
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Come froth with the Frothing Authors, where you can
anonymously leave comments and join the conversation.
Dear peoples:
Allow me to announce
The Serialization of William Maltese
in
STARSHIP INTERCOURSE
A Pulp Fiction Classic
For adults, done in parts -- text parts, body parts
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Get discounts and pay later when you use
program at Amazon.com.
Click link above for details.
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Watch latest DVD releases and your favorite TV shows RIGHT HERE
Through Amazon's Unboxed Video
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Mondays are Author Chat Nights
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MILITARY RELIEF - Organizations that assist current and retired military personnel, their children and spouses
ENERGY SAVERS - Products to save you money and make your household more efficient
MLR PRESS - Find out what the buzz is about with this new erotica book publisher by watching the slideshow of titles.
TOUGH NUTS - The Hollywood variety. We tell you why we love these men and give you slideshows of selected movie titles. Barton MacLane - Randolph Scott - Wallace Beery - Edward G. Robinson - We Love Westerns Slideshow
SUBTERRANEAN - Borg and Baron's Yahoo Group, where you can join up for free and talk with these talented digital artists specializing in male bondage fantasies, plus see detailed pics of their full-sized works. Group started 4-7-07.
AQUADUDE BUNKER - Yahoo group for fans of artist and writer Aquadude, whose image storyboards focus on heroic men who know how to properly suffer with defiance. Free to join; free to see. Group started 9-15-07.
GLOBALFIGHT - Pay site for real men into sports (heavy on wrestling, workouts and boxing with or without gear both athletic and erotic). Huge personals section with verified listings; live cams; real action; live chat. Gay, straight, bi, plenty for all. Home of Dick Nasty, Carolina Jim and Hot Irish Man
ELISA ROLLE - This woman gives great insights to the books she reviews. The added bonus? Daily postings of very attractive men.
MANLOVEROMANCE - An assembly of male on male, erotic romance authors & sites
SPEAK ITS NAME - Top-notch book review site focusing on historical erotica. Here are some of the most intelligent, honest, and thoroughly-written book reviews found anywhere on the web.
REALMS of LOVE - Reviews of romance/erotic novels, chat nights with authors
DOCK 9 -Group on Yahoo for working men, truckers and average joes. Erotic stories and artwork. Free to join; free to see.
DOCK 9x2 - Two Docks are better than one. New Google group with bigger pictures and always-growing database of great stories. All free.
MLR PRESS - Man on man fiction. Just starting up, but already a heavy-hitting roster of award-winning authors
WRESTLEMEN - The real thing with over 10,000 men listed. Gear is hot; wrestling intense. Featuring DVD's or web TV. Watch the clips of men in trunks. See masculine muscle horrendously stretched. Hear them groan. Watch them suffer.
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Also check out Amazon's BOARD GAMES
for inexpensive hours of home entertainment.
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Our suggestion? Slow your ass down. There's plenty to do here, but it's more like a radio station than it is a web site. You can do other things while listening to us, like maybe trimming your nails or your genital hairs. There's a bazillion web sites and blogs out there with a gazillion pictures and videos. You'll never get to all of them in a lifetime, let alone one night, so chill out and give your mouse a breather.
Answers to frequent questions: NO, I'm not on Facebook. I was, but the place creeps me out. Everything a person tries to do requires downloading an application from a third party not affiliated with Facebook, which requires agreeing to new terms and giving personal info to some mysterious entity other than Facebook. For some reason, I see Richard Burton attaching a compartmentalized cage to the head of John Hurt... you know, the rats, the face, the Orwell. NO, I don't Twitter. Politicians have taken a fancy to it. Need I say more? NO, I'm not on MySpace. I was, but since Rupert Murdoch's company became its parent, I got a little uneasy. Now that he's married a younger woman with more enlightened opinions, I might set something up there again someday, since I do enjoy working with visuals as opposed to short text messages regarding what I ate and the color of resulting turd (see Facebook and Twitter). YES, I do blog, am part of an author's blog called Frothing Authors, banner and link above. Mostly, though, I leave comments at other blogs as a means to excrete myself around the web. Less time-consuming. YES, I have a presence on Amazon. Blog and profile can be found when you click my book links from my site here. NO, past books I've written that were once found here will probably not be listed on my site again. I do have some of them on my person stored in boxes. If you ever want a copy contact me and maybe I can get one to you. YES, the Jardonn and Jasper characters are much more interesting than I am. I'm not so dull that I'd spoil the party, but I'm sure you'd agree fantasies are a superior stimulation to reality... most of the time.
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