Jardonn's Erotic Tales

 

Welcome to the World of Jack
and his fantasy creatures
 

 
who write books and e-books of kink, i.e., erotic romance with bindings.
Jardonn brand is Male on male; Jasper is Female on male.
 
Also record erotic mp3 audios of the same activities called
Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories.
 
Everything else here is extras done if and when time and motivation allow.
 
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* denotes you must declare you're of legal age to access adult content

Jardonn/Jasper Books 

Paperbacks and E-books, covers, summaries, links to excerpts and where to purchase

Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories *

Free-to-listen MP3's, includes Swinging with Marrieds 

 

Belle Eva Unger 

She's served her time and now writes a weekly column.

Jardonn's BDMD *

Bind, dominate,
milk, deny...
Free-to-read text tales 

William Maltese

His books, bio, a free-to-read first chapter from his book of Nazi mayhem 

 

Audio Excerpts * 

Scripted and recorded snippets from our books 

Jack's Insertions * 

A bloggish telling of his relationship with Frank and Laura Johnson. Scroll to bottom of page for link.

 

Talk Now, Man 

Quotes from our books

Jasper's Corn Pone 

His in-house, thrice-per-week postings of old-timey music and useless advice

Frothing Authors*

It's a Google blog with Jardonn, Jasper and some of my author friends.

Jasper Stuff

Some useful items you can purchase if you're feeling generous. 

 

Scripted audios with Jasper and pals voicing out the rough stuff. Oh, how the men do so heroically suffer.

 

 
Jasper's hetero
 
 
Jardonn's gay
 

 

 

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He dreams that he and his buddies are the astronauts in Planet of the Apes, but is it a dream? Are the apes really apes, or something far more sinister?
 
One thing's for sure, in Jasper's McCutcheon's Celestial Bodies of the Hairy Gorilla-Men, these astronauts suffer through some of the most bizarre, kinky, painfully-erotic tortures that have ever been concocted inside Uncle J's tragically-warped brain. Do I need mention that clothing is nowhere to be found?
 
Jasper's book now available for $10.12 USD in print paperback at Amazon here:
 
 
Also available for Amazon's Kindle Reader - $2.12 here:
 
 
Click either title to see front and back covers.
 
 
 
 
 
Click HERE to read how cousin Belle Eva got involved with Jasper's book.
 
 
 
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Erotic Tales of Men on the Cross
and the Women Who Put Them There
 
Jasper's 3-story print book is now available for the Kindle Reader.
Click title link above to see on Amazon.com - $6.49
 
 
 
 
 
 
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All right, you persecuted smokers,
it's time to get with the program...
 
 
The no heat, no smoke, no tar program
The Willie Nelson program
Get the satisfaction electronically vaporized.
 
 
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Words full of smut and free of guilt... sizzling reads... all genres
A brand-new site well worth a visit
Yes, we do have ebooks there. Are you not shocked and amazed?
 
See their introductory video on YouTube HERE.
 
 
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THE ATHLETIC MODEL GUILD - The amazing male physique in action, and you must declare you're of legal age to see it.
 
MILITARY RELIEF - Organizations that assist current and retired military personnel, their children and spouses
 
NATIONAL WORLD WAR ONE MUSEUM - and the Liberty Memorial Tower
 
ENERGY SAVERS - Products to save you money and make your household more efficient
 
MLR PRESS - Find out what the buzz is about with this new erotica book publisher by watching the slideshow of titles.
 
TOUGH NUTS - The Hollywood variety. We tell you why we love these men and give you slideshows of selected movie titles. Barton MacLane - Randolph Scott - Wallace Beery - Edward G. Robinson - We Love Westerns Slideshow

SHIRTLESS WONDERS - Macho movie men who take their punishment well.

MALE IMAGES - In art and photography through history, in book form.

Musical Film Score Composer - Elmer Bernstein, bio and reason to admire

THE LINCOLN HIGHWAY - Before the interstates, before Route 66. Here's a bit of history.
 
SCOTTY ANDERSON - Hot-fingered man with a Telecaster guitar
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gay porn at gaydemon
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In the Vangar/Globalfight Video Galleries - HOT!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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SUBTERRANEAN - Borg and Baron's Yahoo Group, where you can join up for free and talk with these talented digital artists specializing in male bondage fantasies, plus see detailed pics of their full-sized works. Group started 4-7-07.
 
AQUADUDE BUNKER - Yahoo group for fans of artist and writer Aquadude, whose image storyboards focus on heroic men who know how to properly suffer with defiance. Free to join; free to see. Group started 9-15-07.
 
GLOBALFIGHT - Pay site for real men into sports (heavy on wrestling, workouts and boxing with or without gear both athletic and erotic). Huge personals section with verified listings; live cams; real action; live chat. Gay, straight, bi, plenty for all. Home of Dick Nasty, Carolina Jim and Hot Irish Man
 
ELISA ROLLE - This woman gives great insights to the books she reviews. The added bonus? Daily postings of very attractive men.
 
MANLOVEROMANCE - An assembly of male on male, erotic romance authors & sites
 
SPEAK ITS NAME - Top-notch book review site focusing on historical erotica. Here are some of the most intelligent, honest, and thoroughly-written book reviews found anywhere on the web.
 
REALMS of LOVE - Reviews of romance/erotic novels, chat nights with authors
 
DOCK 9 -Group on Yahoo for working men, truckers and average joes. Erotic stories and artwork. Free to join; free to see.
 
DOCK 9x2 - Two Docks are better than one. New Google group with bigger pictures and always-growing database of great stories. All free.
 
MLR PRESS - Man on man fiction. Just starting up, but already a heavy-hitting roster of award-winning authors
 
WRESTLEMEN - The real thing with over 10,000 men listed. Gear is hot; wrestling intense. Featuring DVD's or web TV. Watch the clips of men in trunks. See masculine muscle horrendously stretched. Hear them groan. Watch them suffer.
 
More Links - Frequented by JARDONN or JASPER.
 

 

 

 
 
 
Publisher with a stellar list of authors
 
 
 
 
 
 
1 Romance Ebooks  Passion Delivered, One Download at a Time
 
Like free stories? Check out the 1Romance free e-book section.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jasper made a slideshow for one of his songs
and put it on YouTube HERE
 
Jasper made another slideshow for one of Jardonn's books,
added his own music and put it on YouTube HERE
 
 
 
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Come froth with the Frothing Authors, where you can
anonymously leave comments and join the conversation.
 

 

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Watch latest DVD releases and your favorite TV shows RIGHT HERE

Through Amazon's Unboxed Video

 
 
 

 
 
 
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Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Blacklight Funk
Happy Anniversary, Mr. Fallon & Co. ... Freshman 15 kicks my behind.
 
 
From the One-Year Anniversary Show 03-01-2010
 
 

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Also check out Amazon's BOARD GAMES for inexpensive hours of home entertainment.

 
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My suggestion? Slow your ass down. There's plenty to do here, but it's more like a radio station than it is a web site. You can do other things while listening to us, like maybe trimming your nails or your genital hairs. There's a bazillion web sites and blogs out there with a gazillion pictures and videos. You'll never get to all of them in a lifetime, let alone one night, so chill out and give your mouse a breather.

 
 
Answers to frequent questions: NO, I'm not on Facebook. I was, but the place creeps me out. Everything a person tries to do requires downloading an application from a third party not affiliated with Facebook, which requires agreeing to new terms and giving personal info to some mysterious entity other than Facebook. For some reason, I see Richard Burton attaching a compartmentalized cage to the head of John Hurt... you know, the rats, the face, the Orwell. NO, I don't Twitter. Politicians have taken a fancy to it. Need I say more? NO, I'm not on MySpace. I was, but since Rupert Murdoch's company became its parent, I got a little uneasy. Now that he's married a younger woman with more enlightened opinions, I might set something up there again someday, since I do enjoy working with visuals as opposed to short text messages regarding what I ate and the color of resulting turd (see Facebook and Twitter). YES, I do blog, am part of an author's blog called Frothing Authors, banner and link above. Mostly, though, I leave comments at other blogs as a means to excrete myself around the web. Less time-consuming. NO, past books I've written that were once found here will probably not be listed on my site again. I do have some of them on my person stored in boxes. If you ever want a copy contact me and maybe I can get one to you. YES, the Jardonn and Jasper characters are much more interesting than I am. I'm not so dull that I'd spoil the party, but I'm sure you'd agree fantasies are a superior stimulation to reality... most of the time.

Jack McCutcheon, May 2009

 

  

 
 
 
 
 
 

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